"Thier polish is good, thier dogs are ok, but the fries are nasty! I dunno how anyone could like them. They are always mushy, mashed into some glob when you get home and only taste of grease.."
"One of the best places (and least pretentious) in boystown to relax and have a drink. And look at mostly cute boys. And if you're lucky, you'll get Joey as your bartender.."