Bradley

"Everything here tastes weird. Maybe the Mexican food is better, but the waffle and French toast are weird and even the eggs and bacon don't taste quite right."

"This place is basically like Japan took a fat shit all over a 99 cent store. It's amazing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

"I'm pretty sure that they actually replace the skin on their chicken with unicorn skin, because I believe unicorn skin must be unbelievably delicious and this chicken is unbelievably delicious."

"Why am I always the only white person here?"

"Almond milk tea is the best tea. So delicious. Buy extra almond crackers too."

"The "super" nachos are the best nachos around. Thick, freshly fried chips. Delicious, real, substantial (not ground beef-like) carne asada. Guacamole comes with by default. (No sour cream for me.)"