Brian Szczepanski

"You guessed it: They don't take American Express. So, DON'T COME HERE."

"Best made-from-scratch baked goods I've had! Espresso and biscotti were amazing. They even have sandwiches, gluten-free desserts, and serious cannolis."

"STAY IN LINE! If the host tells you 15 minutes for a table (even if there is no line), you have to STAND at the sign, otherwise, if you grab a drink at the bar, they assume you are no longer hungry."

"Waaaaay too many people ordering Budweiser products in bottles. They have Founders Porter and Magic Hat on tap, people! I recommend you go somewhere lame to drink your stupid drinks."

"Brunchtime? Get the bacon, egg, and oyster sandwich. Best. Brunch. Ever."