Brian Kemp-Schlemmer

"Eat the tail, suck the head. It's that easy!"

"Check out the award winning brisket! You won't be disappointed!"

"Sr. High book group every Sunday from 11am to noon. Come read about the Irresistible Revolution!"

"Don't forget the new service times! As of Sept. 12th, if you come at 11 all you're gettin' is coffee. Fair trade coffee, but still..."

"Services and Sunday School @ 830 and 10 every Sunday! Come check it out!"