David Salter

"Clean, warm water, extensive swimming lessons"

"They've got some ZipCars on premises. Advantages: slightly lower rate and the option to extend reservation up to seven days any time before your reservation ends."

"Not sure what polenta the other folks are referring to. This is one of the screening rooms in MOMA. No food or drink allowed. Just repertory cinema."

"Someone in the kitchen is smoking, and it's drifting into the dining area."

"Try to remember how amazingly slow the service is here so you don't make the same mistake and come here again. Been here 4 times now, and each time I promise myself I'll remember how slow it is."

"Quaint, but they serve plain old Breyer's ice cream, same as you get at the supermarket. Tastes fine, though."