Mariana A.

"Try to take your student card with you for discounted entry."

"Night receptionist is nice,helped me with phone charger. Room facing street=noisy,hard to sleep.free washing machine=bonus!"

"You know that smell when you enter a toilet cubicle after someone took a dump and they've had coffee? That's how this place smells."

"Maybe cos I came from Poland and Belgoum but 2.80 euros for a baby 25cl bier is steep."

"Vietnamese and Polish. Remember this is not your grandma's house so return the dishes after you're done slurping the delish broth straight from the bowl like a true Japanese."

"As Homer Simpsons always said, "Mmmm donuts.""