Oddly, Urban Outfitters is a good place to sit down, grab a novelty-topic book, and read. You won't become cultured but you'll be entertained.
If you take the metro, stand on the right, MOVE on the left or someone has the right to smack you in the back of the head...and you'll deserve it
Washington D.C. is the site of the first trials of modern cell phone towers – people here have a lot to talk about!
No beer yet but miles or garlicky, free topping. It's like being a kid in a candy store--if kids liked pickled vegetables.
