Kelsey Kloza

"Pee in the basement"

"Don't hold up a bus that's full and leaving the gate. It's dangerous to stand on a bus that's going over an hour away, for you and the tiny Asian girl you're standing over the whole trip."

"Get your monthly pass offline the night before the first ofv the month... that way, you avoid waiting in the massive line outside the next day!"

"Open mic night every Monday! Sign-ups at 7:30. Good tunes and even better people!"

"If the soup of the day is the chicken corn chowder, GET IT! It's awesome."

"The seared sea scallops are incredible!"