George White

"You know what sucks? Waiting in line, ordering, paying, waiting some more and then being told that they're out of mozzarella. My consolation is a line pass for next time. There will be a next time?"

"Pre-check during early morning is only at Security Checkpoint 8, at the far end of the terminal, by AA Priority. This is a loooooong walk to the G concourse."

"L is for Lame or Loser. Or Long Walk. Or Like Laguardia. Where you hope your gate is not. 3 Rick Bayless joints at O'Hare, none are here. No airline lounge, either. Get food elsewhere."

"The Wi-fi isn't free. Requires app download and if you already have the app, you're out of luck. Curse you, Boingo and O'Hare."

"My last check-in, too. Doesn't take American Express. Screw 'em."

"NY Bagels at 1.5x the price. To be fair, Pretzel Bagels are a great option you don't often get in NY."