Stephen Matthews

"Take a hit from the bongs ( every hour )"

"Buy some milled flour, artisan bread, ice cream, or see the handsome chickens, the river, and the fearsome engine. Oh and the water wheel."

"Great food and service, at reasonable prices. They even have real tomato 'Heinz' ketchup and real HP sauce, not some flakey sludge like some places. Never eat where they fill the Heinz bottle up again"

"Come here before the millions of kids if you have a sore head."

"Buy a book here. All great. All a great deal."