Hermann Mazard

"Park the car on the street. The driveway s easy to get up but way too steep to drive down in reverse."

"GOSSIP - On Wed, Aug 3, 2011, famed artist Helen Marden bitchslapped socialite Helen Lee Shifter, after alleging an affair with her husband in the Hamptons the weekend prior. http://pge.sx/1unDakl"

"There are three times as many two person kayaks as those built for one. Bring a date or come in even pairs."

"Call ahead for take-out and add 15 minutes to whatever time they tell you. Even then, it'll still be late. The only thing wrong with Haiti are Haitians"

"Meet with the CEO by signing up for a slot at http://ohours.org/HermannM"

"You can get a lot of work done at the Yale Library on the 4th floor. Lots of tables and outlets, best of all, wifi is free."