"Super dated creepy version of Small World. Needs to be replaced. No one young enough to enjoy riding it even knows who ET is. Suggestion: Spongebob ride, with a Krusty Krab restaurant next door."
"Stopped here to fuel before the Brooksie Way half-marathon. They have no peanut butter for bagels! I thought Starbucks was "socially responsible"! Ever heard of vegans, Starbucks?"