Jimmy Jackson

"Comes out 15 min later and it comes violently."

"The car wash is a big ol bag of $hit."

"Draw dicks on everything that other people drew on the place mats."

"If you don't like the free valet parking, park on the street. Ron Paul sucks. xoxox"

"If there's more than 2 people in the drive thru, go inside. Takes forever!"

"Beware: the old ladies at the front desk have logs up there asses, nevermind sticks."