Katherine Mullis

"Looking for a nice place to sit and order coffee? LOOK FURTHER. You can't just order coffee and sit, even if the place is empty. Why? I don't know. This is over-priced, pretentious bullshit. I"

"Get the cheese biscuit heated up. Yum!"

"The Red, White, 'N Blue cookie feels healthful and delicious! Definitely a great way to celebrate the 4th. Get it while you can!"

"The staff know me and always make me feel welcome. The shakes take a while to make, but otherwise it's very efficient service, and it's always worth it."

"Pinkberry has replaced the subtle and delicious Fruity Pebbles with the exceedingly saccharine and chemically fruity Fruity Cheerios. Complement your yogurt at your own risk."

"They charge the same for small, large, and medium teas. Why? Because more water doesn't cost anything. OMG. Why did I never think of this before. And does Starbucks know this?"