K Rubes

"9 times out of ten they get your order wrong. I'm here at 6:30 am, there's nobody else here, and they still managed to mess up."

"Smoking allowed here. Leaving with polluted lungs and smelly hair. Blech."

"This place is the tits! Got here early for a reservation and immediately was offered a glass of wine by the hostess while I waited for my friends;) so warm and friendly!"

"Pickles/pastrami appetizer is amazing. Tater tots are bizzare-- more like knishes. bartender an asshole. Burger salad delish."

"Manicures are SO expensive-- $14 with tax!!! But they do a great job. Ask for Jennifer."

"If you sleep over, ask for mike's waffles. Also try to stay as late as possible-- they'll likely offer a delicious lunch like turkey meatball sandwiches. The baby joshy is real cute too."