Marc Mayer

"Really good service, Within 15 seconds of walking in the door, there was a menu in my hand. Have fun and order something off-menu, it'll be delicious."

"Why haven’t you ordered the blintzes yet? Put your phone down and order the blintzes."

"Proper Guinness pints that go down all too quickly. You could and probably should spend an entire day here."

"Dammit, Hayley get your own guaco loco."

"Just remember: when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, people are peddling their religions here in this snake pit that is proof that god does not exist. The 3 train isn’t running. Again."

"I will overlook my predisposed opinion agains clams on pizza and say this is some solid pie. The rotating beer list is top notch. Try the Tea’s pie."