Mary Helen Saba

"The smashed avocado and poached egg with haloumi, roasted tomato, pesto and olives will rock your socks off!"

"Get the fruit toast, it'll blow your mind. Macadamia nuts and figs are just some of the treasures included in the most gourmet of fruit toasts known to Sydney."

"You can't go wrong with ordering the pulled pork. It's the taste of dreams. Get it in a salad with the coleslaw and caramelized onion, rocket and sweet potato mix. Best."

"Stay away...stay the fuck away. Don't you find it awkward when you play Monopoly and the chick doesn't pick the iron?"

"The shawarma and fatuous is to die for!"