"Awkward and terrible service. Waiter was slow, confused, and disrespectful. It's a shame too, because the sushi was pretty good. Better step it up if you expect to be around much longer in this area"
"The Tequila Sunrisesandwich on a Spinachbagel and a Spanish Latte? I just found my new place to take a relaxing break between classes. I'll never sit in that overcrowded Mass Ave Starbucks again!"