Samara

"Completely incompetent at making coffee. It was a battle to get a late made properly. When we told them it was not made properly they argued with us about how lattes are made."

"Disappointed the steak with red wine sauce didn't get me drunk.."

"Really concerned that the staff don't know the difference between pickles and cucumbers."

"Hey I just realised if you initialise the name of the station it reads P.U.S. ..... Eww."

"I swear sometimes at night they switch which way the escalators go just to mess with tired peoples heads."

"If you are having trouble finding the entrance, look up and follow the skyline of mount doom."