Ryan Cady

"Best selection of classic games I've seen in a minute!"

"This chicken ain't gonna walk itself."

"A great place to pick up moms who have had a rough day with the kids. Buy them an appletini and see what happens. Also, half off apps after 9."

"For a piece of Seattle history, visit the baggage claim. Kurt Cobain lived there from the ages of 12 to 14."

"Walk in to the National Coney Island across from terminal A47 and go to the 3rd booth closest to the entrance. Lift up the cushion of the booth and inside you will find $30,000 in gold coins."

"Pro Tip! - Order a Mello Yello Slurpee at the bar. The bartender might tell you that they don't have Slurpees, but don't listen. They are lying to you."