Douglas Spencer

"Don't be fooled if your appointment letter mentioned "Dr U. Urology" -- that's not his real name, it's his superhero secret identity."

"The Windmill Lane Car Park is now charging for parking and 25 places out of 32 have been allocated. If you are found to have parked in an allocated space then a Penalty Charge Notice will be issued."

"If you have an hour before your return journey, go to Spinnaker for fish+chips. Head for the castle and turn right into the square."

"Last trams to Halfway -- Mondays to Saturdays 23:36, Sundays 23:16. ish."

"Drink beer here. Lots of different beers, from a variety of breweries, many of which are excellent. Also, quiz on Wednesdays at half-nine."

"Try the Cheese Board."