Timothy Spangler

"日本語 🆗! It’s so cool to hear rural Italians speaking Japanese."

"The ride is fine, but the pre-show is as long and boring as the movie."

"Don't come in at night when it's slow or you might be the victim of a “kitchen malfunction.”"

"If you need to charge any modern (three-prong) device, go to the counter and ask for the adapter. They only have ungrounded outlets!"

"Classic poutine is pretty legit."