Tyler Fairbank

"The Roulette wheel is closed before 6pm. If you like dumping money in slots, come here. If you want an energetic table scene, try Spirit Mountain, or Vegas. Joke of a casino."

"If you try to take fresh mozzarella balls, in liquid, home with you, beware. You may or may not make it through. I was one of the lucky ones! Ridiculously scrupulous TSA nonetheless."

"Beware! If you keep a car for 26.75 hours, you'll be charged for 2 days! I just got charged $129 to use an impala for 6 hours of driving!!! I will be going elsewhere from now on, and I rent A LOT."

"If you like a strong margarita, this is your place!"

"The Vegetarian Tempura appetizer is sensational. Fresh vegetables that are just slightly tempura battered and quick fried for a slight crunch on the outside, while softening up the inside!"

"Milk. Shakes. Any flavor, doesn't matter, pure awesomeness!"