Evil Captain Fluffy

"Kinda cold in here"

"When you come in and see Priscilla, ask for a jello shot, just a dollar donation. It's for a good cause...."

"Kinda snuggly here"

"Thank biff if you ever run into him. And enjoy the live music."

"Brittney rox!! If you run the cocktail waitresses around like a jackass,... Well, then you deserve to be treated like a jackass. Just be patient. You are not the only freaking table out there."

"Josh took damn good care of us that night!! Also... If you are too cheap to leave a gratuity, then leave your broke ass home..... Yeah, you know who you are... Bitches.."