Phillip Williams

"Do not get the jumbo margarita unless you have a designated driver or $10,000 to bail yourself out of jail and pay your DUI lawyer. It is the bomb!"

"They have a kids pool cue, but they said my kids can't shoot pool. Interesting..."

"The pre-dinner pot of coffee that they bring each table at wedding receptions is DECAF unless you ask for regular. Don't get fooled."

"Skip the marinara sauce when ordering calamari and get cocktail sauce. The remoulade is good too!"

"Lobster bisque is so good I want to drink it!"

"Don't wear your good shoes because all the walkways are dirt."