David Fishman

"Tiny burger, served cold. They don't cook the burgers fresh; just heat up the bun so it gives the appearance of meltiness. Poor representation of the varsity."

"Get food from the deli counter. The price is ridiculously cheap and the portions are monstrous."

"Showed up drunk as hell and this shit still wasn't fun. Both dj's played electronica, the decor is shit, and the only people having fun were probably trippin' balls."

"Don't buy anything here unless you absolutely have to. There's a 25% markup on everything, even book rentals"

"As said before-the coconut mushroom soup is tops. I recommend the mango chicken for an entrée."

"If you're actually using Foursquare to decide whether you should go to FKCHS, my advice is...don't."