"Also, if you have a child find a babysitter. If you think people are staring at you because you can't quite your crap factory it's because they are. It is bad enough here already we don't need crying"
"Bring your social defect bingo board. If you don't have one, make one. Fill it with squares like obesity, some one with a weird rash, or socially awkward tattoos. play to a straight line or black out"