Jason Haydon

"Crap Metro is generally pretty well crappy, but the 323 truly raises the bar for others attempting to achieve crappiness. Runs late, often over crowded, and horrible route and route frequency."

"The tracks are in danger! The humidity is making them fade away, as they remineralize! The roof of the building they are in is collapsing. Please, if you can donate to help move and save them."

"Only buy non taxable items in austin. Hurt the city revenue in response to the ridiculous bag ban! Do not eat out or buy taxable items in austin!"

"Make sure to see if someone is working in the paleo-lab! Normally not staffed on weekends, but it normally is during the weekdays until at least 2:00."

"Out front today-girl scout cookies and they can take credit cards!"