Derek Jennings

"This place has a lot of potential, but it's potential that shall remain untapped. From the twenty minute wait just to get someone to notice us to the cracked waitress, this hole fails."

"There's another Subway a few blocks away in the food court at Southcenter mall, where they treat customers better, don't ask the exact same question six times, and aren't the rudest people ever."

"The Gardens of the Apocolypse are beautiful this early in spring, and will be absolutely to die for come summer."

"If you're headed south, but not farther than Eugene, OR, take the Cascades train. the Coast Starlight is almost invariably an hour or more late."

"Bring food. We never go grocery shopping."