Rick Kleinhans

"Be careful where you step when walking down the hallways at night. The owner of the establishment tends to pass out there, assuming he has made it in from the car."

"And check the calendar for big dick's pulled pork...just don't get any on ya"

"Try the dogs, bet the pickle, and limit yourself to two bingo cards...too stressful"

"It's all about the Gleason St. Cashew chicken salad"

"Try the Red Stapler"