Tyler Jones

"Not worth it. Food tastes good, biscuits great, but Cracker Barrel is better. Reeks of hipster. Carpetbagger atmosphere. Yankees can't fake Dixie, but they can cook well."

"Do you see this orange juice? It cost TEN DOLLARS. That is highway robbery."

"This is not a four-star hotel. However, it is extremely ean and the mattresses are extremely comfortable. I am satisfied."

"I would be extremely offended if they did not serve Maxwell House brand coffee."

"The hygienists are loving and passionate and the dentist is great at his job. Mrs. Teri, my hygienist for twenty-four years, retired today. I will always come back here."

""This may be the International House of Pancakes, but this violence is going to be DOMESTIC if I don't my PANCAKES!""