Borden Ornelaz

"if you don't know what to order, ask your bartender. they'll do you you right. that goes triple if you're thinking about ordering anything and coke/tonic, or a shaken martini."

"don't you dare try to order a gin and tonic, anything-and-soda, or a mojito here when the cocktail list and bartender knowledge is exceptional."

"watch out for the lions. they usually expect sacrifices."

"be careful that the bar doesn't hit you too hard."

"the juke will never need your help."

"going to the pissers here is like traveling through the hobbit tale."