Minh Loi

"What sorcery is this? Real bacon? From a pig? Woot! Add 4 bucks for the scrambled eggs :D"

"There are an abundant amount of power sockets here which is great if your n00b laptop constantly needs charging. When I say an abundant amount, we're talking at least 15+, numsayin'? :D Woot!"

"The n00b WiFi password may or may not be valid by the time you see this. jwcssince2009 Btw, this place is located across the road from yet another ghastly Pappa Rich outlet :p Just saying."

"Speak with awesome English. The perfectly-crafted grammar provides much amusement to the young and impressionable staff :) True story."

"Excellent WiFi & there are plenty of power sockets. A great place for coffee! When you step in & look to your right, there is usually an awesome dude in the corner with his MacBook :p True story."

"I'm sure Derek Zoolander would agree with me when I say that there's more to life than just eating delicious ramen and being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking :p True story."