Alex Rosenthal

"Just took a full lap around the stadium and not a single concession stand sells ice cream. I thought this was America?"

"During the holidays, free cupcakes and booze come rolling in. Be sure to mooch some off the other departments, not just your own."

"Great spot to jobhunt, study for tests, and charge all your electronics when your house has no power because of Hurricane Irene."

"Danny is the man. And check out Splurge in the back."

"The staff is cool and willing to write pretty much anything on a cookie cake as long as it's not defamatory."

"Free popcorn is awesome."