Barry Thor Kalmansson

"If getting the tacos be sure to ask for extra sour cream."

"If you walk a lot, use the foot massagers. They really help"

"This fucking piece of shit broke down as I was fifth in line, after waiting for over an hour. Some asshat in the booth shouts at anyone who leans on the railing."

"Crumble te crackers into your salad"

"Order the salad with ranch"

"This Dairy Queen sucks ass, I ordered a Carmel bash, and the waitress was just like what is that? Ten dollars for fries and two ice creams, workers didn't know what they were doing."