Cap'n Slipp

"Super-aggressive wi-fi filter here. Completely innocuous sites like stackoverflow.com & foursquare.com are blocked (if you're a programmer, don't expect to get any work done here)."

"They've certainly come a long way from their “best burger” and “cheap bite” accolades. Now (2014) it's more like “good burger” and “rather expensive considering the small portions”. Well done, guys."

"The Hunters Point Petey's location has exceptionally better burgers. Don't bother with this one."

"This is the kind of place where people are asked to wash their dishes – and alternatingly they do, or leave chunks of food to dry on, or don't – so one really needs to wash any dish before using it."

"This is the kind of place where Europeans think 1 AM is the perfect time to chatter about their trip, bang about everything that can be moved, and spray on massive amounts of cologne before bed."

"The kind of place where you say hi to the bartender on a smoke break and he silently turns his attention back down to his phone."