Chris Thorp

"There's a crazy jobsworth in the garage who doesn't like anyone using their phones, she will shout at you over the loud speaker if she see's you!"

"Lou just made a smell..."

"Blue tits!!!"

"Urn baby urn!!!"

"An hour wait on food and we were pretty much the first people to order! Food tasty when it eventually arrived although burger was of a tepid temperature. Try the strawberry beer - tasty!"

"Try the Chinese style duck - very tasty!"