"I only frequent Spheretech because it's near my home. If I had friends visiting from out of town, I'd never take them here. The magic dude before the previews is an embarrassment to all Montrealers."
"Remember that old SNL skit "Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Pepsi!"? That's what Decarie Hot Dogs always reminds me off. Also, the price is right and they have the best hot dogs in town!"