Adam Steinbaugh

"Tell the bartenders your life story."

"Same exit as BOTH the federal and state penitentiaries!"

"Eating? Try Syrup. Drinking? Try Spring Street. Smoking? Hookahs at Underground Smoke Shop. All near 6th and Spring."

"Instead of waiting for the fabled Cassassa elevator, just skip class."

"Learn to read signs."

"Easily the slowest Post Office west of the Mississippi. Abandon all hope ye who enter here."