Brandon McGinnis

"Free Chip and salsa, my kinda deal."

"Aldi has a two hundred percent policy on groceries that guarantees if you don't like your product return it and get your money back and a replacement of the product."

"If you get there after 4 and still just want the lunch buffet, just ask if they are still serving lunch. Most of the time you can still get the cheaper lunch buffet but no crab legs for you!"

"No stopping, standing, or parking please..."

"The pool next to the fitness center is pretty nice at night, less traffic and less security. This hot tub is much more warm than the other ones and don't be afraid to bring a cooler of drinks."

"Do you know why the T-Rex is extinct? He tried to use a table saw with his tiny arms. - Yaroch"