"Got the himalaya, Vegas, volcano, and acupolco rolls. Amazing. Highly recommend this place. Apparently there's a buy one roll get one free thing, was not aware!"
"They STILL carry the News and Observer?!?!?! How DARE they carry the most popular local newspaper in a corporate coffee chain? I'm gonna write three tips about my continued nonsensical outrage!!!!!!!!"
"Hot tip: the $3 pint night really means "$3 pint for any of the first five brews on the list, which all suck." So if you order 4 beers and expect a $12 tab, don't be shocked when it's thirty."