"Number 28 (a dude) dominates... Really strong no bullshit massage. Went to town on my legs with a pair of rubber hammers at the end. Feel like I could go Ollie a 20 stair right now, pretty stoked!"
"Fuck expensive western food! I used to dream about this place when I lived away from SH for a while! Don't sleep on their 辣酱面, only 8rmb! Add a 素鸡 and you'll never wanna eat at Bull Noodle again."
"Every time I come here I order the egg yolk and shrimp dumpling (蛋黄鲜虾馄饨)... And every time they never have it. No drinks either. But the dumplings are tight anyway yo!"