Jennifer G

"None of the other 14 people who have checked in have actually been here. Liars."

"Skip the ceviche mixto...trust me. Everything else is excellent!"

"Stopping in for an early morning cuddle"

"This place always smells like puke. It's as if they mop the floors with vomit water."

"Came back for round 2 after 6 months. Crystal still sucks. The 2 tables next to us were bitching about her, as well. Again - make sure you ask not to be seated at her table."

"It's Delaware, moron."