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"If it comes with house sauce, get it. Looks like nacho cheese, tastes like mangoes. Sounds weird, tastes freakin delightful. 🤤"

"Go to the park, follow the path, find the rope, and climb the rock."

"When ordering a Spanish coffee make sure to ask if they know the salt from the sugar. THREE TIMES mine came back with a salted rim. Blech. Insta-hangover."

"They accept cards for only a teeny tiny $.50 charge--very convenient for perpetual cash-free folk like me!"

"Pet the kitties. And the baby. But not the adults, cuz that's weird."