Marco Abyss

"parking is a bitch and drums are always out of tune"

"one simply does not put "mild" and "alcohol" in the same sentence"

"after a long and tiring day, all you want to do is kick back and have a nice meal.. not be served by idiots. oh, and the rice here is a s bad as their service. what a bunch of n00bs..."

"there's a fat-ass motherf*cker taking the elevator from the ground to the 2nd floor. kick his ass for the rest of us, will ya?"

"are you a musician? go to Sound Essentials and look for Gwain"

"Go to Smoking Joe's, stay away from Call Center Slaves, and try not to bump into hipsters..."