"Nice coffee. Nice food. Terrible and rude service. It's almost a chore to follow what you've requested. The rolled eyelids told me so. Thanks for the gesture to not come back."
"Oh my word. Perth has some excellent coffee shops. This one tops the lot. Went there today and ordered 9 coffees for work. Service was friendly, fast and with a smile. The coffee topped the lot."
"8:30am breakfast. 9:15am constant toilet dashes with a very irritable bowel. If they'd have thrown in a pair of bicycle clips I'd have given this a higher rating. Avoid."