Matthew Addy

"If you're using the drive-thru make sure that you have plenty of gas. (Not exactly speed demons by any means)"

"Rumor has it they're building a big yellow cankle."

"Always bring protection. A bat, wrench, shank etc."

"The don't condone patrons working out in spandex thongs and cowboy boots."

"A missed shot in golf still counts as a stroke. Unless you play it off like you're still practicing."

"Always drive in reverse when doing figure eights near the police station."