"Do: make sure to say Hi to Tux, the very friendly resident cat. Don't: Stay in room 32. It is right next to the front desk, and you can hear every little sound coming from the lobby."
"Order the Pink Cowboy. Much like the Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity, the deliciousness makes up for the embarrassment of its name. Don't order the Pear Blossom, unless you like the taste of liquid soap."