"Avoid this particular location at all costs! Very slow and only one person on register during lunch. She keeps running back to make orders and leaves the LOOOOONG line hanging!"
"What am I, a sorority girl? I would need three of these sandwiches to even be REMOTELY full! Well (or "welp", if you're a cool person!), at least they're cheap! And this location has JAAAAANKY wi-fi!"