Michael Lebowski

"The band is good, I think they only know one song though."

"Huge selection"

"The beer...and the occasional shootout, that will always have you debating who shot first."

"Be cautious, you will never find a more wretched hive of Villainy and scum...but the beer is cheap if you know the right guy."

"The menu is always good, but check the specials menu, great dishes. I have never had a bad meal here. Staff is always friendly."